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Old Feb 16, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #1
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Default 1001 ways you know you're addicted to GW.

Ok this is a really fun game that i play on all the fourms i post on. Basicly what you do is #1-any # that u wana post to. For each # give a way you know your addicted. Try to be as funny, origonal, and creative as possible. So i guess ill start. O also if i stop at 6 the next post start at 7 and go to what ever number you want. Lets see if we can make 1k!!!

You know your addicted to GW when:

1. You run around pretending your an ele. shooting fire balls out of your hands.
2. You belive that Tyrnia is a real place deep some where in a jungle.
3. You really beleive that you are part the the vangaurd and its your soul duty to save ascalon.
4. You run into a mall and start say "W" "T" "S"!!!
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 12:57 PM // 12:57   #2
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5. Rather then laughing in public, you scream "LOL!"
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:04 PM // 13:04   #3
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6. You start switching clothes in public, and for awhile dance in your undies.
7. Before grabbing something you say: "I'm picking up the milk!".
8.You attack everyone that u didn't walk through your door with.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:07 PM // 13:07   #4
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9. When your taking an exam, you discover a new solo build and shout out "new build" It just so happens "new building" was the answer to a question on the exam.
10. You have a beeper that notifies you whenever favor changes. You're notified that Korea has just won favor, obscenities fly out of your mouth.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:12 PM // 13:12   #5
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11. When you are shopping clothes etc. and see a place that sells the same shirt you are wearing much expensivier and scream "SCAMMERS"
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:12 PM // 13:12   #6
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12. you put your plastic sword on fire and pretend that you're prince Rurik, shouting random things at other people.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #7
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13. You see you friend getting bullied and shout "For Great Justice!" and attempt to hit the bully as you brace for the sudden adrenaline rush
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:15 PM // 13:15   #8
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14. You start salvaging anything you get your hands on, and hording the materials just in case you can get something crafted from them later.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #9
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15. Your finger instinctively moves to press the Ctrl key (on an imaginary keyboard in mid-air) when you walk into a crowd of people.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #10
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16. someone drops there keys or a 10 dollar bill and you yell "THAT ITEM IS ASSIGNED TO , you grab it and pull out your imaginary bow and shout 'BARRAGE' before shooting your bow.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:35 PM // 13:35   #11
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17. You're a mod for a fansite and move this thread to Off-Topic because although it's about GW, it's of a non-serious nature.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 01:41 PM // 13:41   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by toric brightblade
5. Rather then laughing in public, you scream "LOL!"
i do that anyway
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #13
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18. You notice that in real life, there are even less monks who are willing to join you.
19. At funerals, you ask everyone to use a Res sign. on the dead person (since no monks are available, see 19.)
20. You think you are safe in a ghetto at night as long as your aggro bubble doesn't touch the nasty guys.
21. If someone dies you will be searching for nice green or gold drops.
22. You think you drive a Sundering Car Of Fortitude.
23. You don't go to school, but you get involved in fights in the hope to gain some faction points so you can easily 'unlock' skills.
24. You find it strange that a closet in another town doesn't have your stuff you put in it at home in your closet.
25. If you are doing more work then you can handle, you shout "REGEN!"
26. In boring meetings, you call "OMFG You N00BS!" and try to map away.
27. On the street, you kneel to every statue you see.
28. You refuse to buy a bigger suitcase if it doesn't fit, but instead insist on buying a rune of holding.
29. Nobody wants to pay you to run along to you anywhere
30. You see your salary check and calculates it back to ecto's
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 02:12 PM // 14:12   #14
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31. You go to the nearest field and kill all the cattle. Complain that there's no good drops. Leave and return a little later to find they're still dead and the police are waiting for you. Say to yourself it's a bad spawn, run away and try and return later.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #15
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32. When your pet dies and your reaction is shouting "I Will Avenge You!"
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 02:22 PM // 14:22   #16
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33. when you see a girl on the street and think, "My nec is hotter than her"
34. When you're at work and you realize you've spent more time on GWG than actually doing work...
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 02:42 PM // 14:42   #17
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35. Asking friendly people in a bar to share some dwarven ale with you and invite yourself in their PUG
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 02:43 PM // 14:43   #18
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36 When your friend is about to fall off is bike you shout "Watch Yourself" to minimise his pain.
37 You hump strangers and get arrested for mollesting and are surprised
38 You try to invoke meteor on your teacher.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 03:08 PM // 15:08   #19
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39. When you have just bought some shiny new accessories and start shouting 'Im wielding a Digital Watch and Wedding Ring!'.
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Old Feb 16, 2006, 03:15 PM // 15:15   #20
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40. You stop your car everytime you see a dead animal by the side of the road, in hopes that it dropped a rare weapon.

41. You walk into L.L.Bean's carrying a bag of broken glass and snot and ask where the FOW armor crafter is.
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